35 New Motherhood Memes for Single Superhero Mommies Giving Parenting Their All (July 24, 2023)

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    Human body - My kids 20 minutes before bedtime: mom can I... Me: no @shepensblog
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    Face - Motherhood expectations vs. reality. @themarvelousmrsmom
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    Clothing - Me to my kid: Promise I won't make a scene. Also me at all of his games: @themarvelousmrsmom
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    Food - Haunted Dream House Barbie... Totally Yes! Barbie Ouija! Lipin Plastic FOR AGES OVER 3- ABCDEFGHIJKLM N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Totally No! 1234567890 Bye for now... mommy Cocktail 0 %
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    Plant - When my friends finally suggest a girls weekend! Cocktail Are we finally running away together? 'Cause I keep a bag in my truck. *
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    Organism - Momm MommyCocktail @MommyCocktail I know that @Barbie can do and be anything but can we offer an affordable single family home instead of a dream house? I'd like to set expectations with my child early.
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    Eyebrow - *7am on a Wednesday as a mom* Good morning, welcome to Starbucks! Me: ALCOHOL? mommy Cocktail
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    Output device - On a Zoom call while someone disciplines their kid and forgot to mute made with mematic @mommycocktail INTERESTING.
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    Hair - LITTLE MISS SAID SHE WASN'T DRINKING TODAY CIT mommy Cocktail
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    Glasses - Barista: That's a lot of coffee. Me: So is a long road trip with kids. heart in fair ferona @themarvelousmrsmom
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    Forehead - When someone without kids complains that their dog woke them up at 5am and it's "just like they have a baby" @cynicalparent
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    Font - WHEN A NON-PARENT TRIES TO TELL ME BEDTIME ROUTINES ARE FLEXIBLE @SNARKANDLEMONS NOT IN THIS HOUSE!
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    Eyebrow - Before kids VS After kids mommy Cocktail
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    Font - Marriage And Martinis @MarriageMartini "Splash me again and I'll drain every ounce of water from this pool!" - Me, being the fun summer mom I promised myself I'd be this year.
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    Forehead - Stores: Back-to-school sales starting. Me just trying to enjoy my summer: @themarvelousmrsmom.
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    Facial expression - Me after one day of eating healthy @shepensblog @shepensblog I take very good care of myself. I treat my body like a temple.
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    Plant - "Start the day with a smile" Me:
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    Hair - Me after being home with my children all summer @shepensblog @shepensblog I just want them to know that they didn't break me.
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    Nose - MOTHERHOOD GIVES YOU A SPECIAL GLOW. THE GLOW:
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    Lip - When it's the middle of July but you're ready for October @shepensblog @shepensblog
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    Forehead - Me: The baby went to bed late so I bet she'll sleep late. The baby at 5:30am: @momwithaboysname
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    Gesture - OneFunnyMummy @OneFunnyMummy You can have a good morning or you can get your kids to school on time but you can't have both.
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    Hairstyle - Me listening to my 6 year old talk about kindergarten drama that I'm only 30% sure is real BEAT Cynical Parent
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    Shelf - PRE-KIDS VS. POST-KIDS @mommywinetime TRA ZEMEN MON T '0 ALID FUNTSTONES coun
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    Smile - When your sick kid wants to cuddle with you. RAMBLIN MAMA
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    Forehead - My kid to literally every germ at school momwithaboysname Can I keep you?
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    Eyelash - When someone says their dog is as much work as having kid @themommyscoop Yeah, sure.
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    Glasses - Me: Give your macaroni a minute to cool down. Still me: Blow on it before you eat! My kid ignoring me completely: That's hot. mommy Cocktail
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    Vertebrate - Based on how different his daughters look, I think we can all agree that King Triton is the Nick Canon of the sea @momwithaboysname V >
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    Forehead - My face when I realize I'm just parenting a toddler version of myself MOET @momwithaboysname
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    Face - Screw hot girl summer, I'm doing George Washington summer @momwithaboysname
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    Clothing - When Sofia Vergara buys a shirt in multiple colors she's 'sexy' but when I buy my Costco t-shirts in every color I'm 'letting myself go'?! Not fair. Girlzzzclub @momwithaboysname
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    Sleeve - @momwithaboysname Other moms in Me looking like high waisted pants Disney's comic relief
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    Vision care - When your kid's having an epic meltdown in public and you have to pretend they're not yours @momwithaboysname Who is that sad little person?
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    Hairstyle - Me enjoying my coffee while the kids destroy the house @cerealonthefloor

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